WAR MODE ENABLED: SnowWalkers Responds to Pizzaioli

Pizzaioli of Club Penguin has officially declared war on the SnowWalkers of Club Penguin, opening an off-map conflict between the two armies and publishing a declaration titled “OPERATION: ANGRY ITALIANS WAR SNOW PEOPLE.”

Their declaration focused heavily on SWCP Leader the_alternate, SnowWalkers' recent maxes, previous arguments between leadership, and — apparently most importantly — the fact that I like our website.

PiCP has asked for a war.

They have one.

WAR MODE IS ON. ❄️⚔️🍕

PiCP declares war

In its declaration, Pizzaioli accused me of “flexing” the SnowWalkers website and maxes while supposedly calling PiCP weak.

They also had this to say:

> “nobody is scared about your 3 max.”

The declaration established an off-map war, with battles taking place on CPA Battleground and the first army to reach six battle victories winning the conflict.

The war also prohibits multilogging, hacking, DDoSing, doxxing, botting, and other forms of cheating, with no loopholes permitted.

Those are the terms of the conflict.

Now for our response.

First, I never called PiCP weak

Since so much of PiCP's declaration is built around something I supposedly said, let me clear this up immediately.

I never said Pizzaioli was weak.

What I actually criticized was PiCP's troop-to-visitor ratio.

Those are two completely different things.

Yes, SnowWalkers has maxed 3.

We have also reached 5.

But when we do, those people are enlisted SnowWalkers.

If SWCP maxes 3, those are three actual SWCP troops. If we bring 5, those are five enlisted members of SnowWalkers.

PiCP has reached a max of 6, and congratulations on that.

My question is:

How many of those six were actually PiCP troops rather than visitors, allies, or people primarily enlisted in other armies?

That is the argument I have been making this entire time.

A bigger number on the screen does not automatically mean you have a bigger actual troop base.

I would rather bring 3 actual SnowWalkers than pretend a room filled by outside support represents our independent strength.

I am aware Klombe probably does not care about this explanation.

That's fine.

We can see more on the battlefield.

Why are visitors and allies allowed again?

That also brings me to another question.

Why exactly did this war need visitors and allies to be allowed?

PiCP currently does not have an independent troop base made up of members who are only fighting for Pizzaioli.

The people appearing for PiCP are also associated with other armies.

So if we're going to spend an entire declaration laughing at SWCP's maxes, I think it is perfectly fair to ask how much of PiCP's max actually belongs to PiCP.

Without visitors, allies, and people enlisted elsewhere, what does that turnout become?

Klombe and Jack versus the world?

You can bring whoever the rules allow. We are not stopping you.

Just don't flex a max of 6 at us and then act like troop composition suddenly does not matter.

Scheduling: apparently Klombe's greatest enemy

There is another part of this that has been incredibly funny.

PiCP announced an “Invasion of SnowWalkers Toilet” for September 26 at 10:45 PM CEST.

Yet an event announcement from Klombe listed:

Friday, 25 September 2026 at 23:45.

Wrong day.

Different date.

Different time.

At this point, I have to ask:

Is scheduling to SMAL genuinely Klombe's worst side?

Before worrying about our max of 3, maybe make sure the invasion is happening on the same day in both announcements.

And while we're on scheduling, PiCP is also very aware that SnowWalkers performs much better during EU-friendly times.

Scheduling battles during hours where you already know much of our enlisted force cannot attend and then mocking the resulting turnout does not exactly look fearless to me.

Personally?

It looks scared.

If SWCP is really nothing more than the “3 max” army PiCP keeps joking about, then surely fighting us at a time our members can actually attend should not be such a concern.

Since you mentioned our website...

PiCP also decided to mention me “flexing” the SWCP website.

Fair enough.

I like our website.

Since websites are apparently part of the war declaration now, I might as well give my opinion too.

I genuinely think the Pizzaioli website is worse than the Shadow Legionaries website was before its rework.

And believe me, the old SL website was not exactly setting design records.

That is my personal opinion, obviously.

But if you're going to bring the SWCP website into a war declaration, don't be surprised when I review yours too.

One star.

Fitting, really.

Where did all that CPA.org land go?

And since we're talking about which army should be laughing at which one:

Where did all of PiCP's CPA.org land go?

Oh.

Right.

IT'S PURPLE NOW.

PiCP's territory was invaded by MB while PiCP no-showed, and that land later ended up under Shadow Legionaries after MB got force treatied by SL

So while PiCP is laughing about SWCP's turnout:

NO-SHOW → LOSE THE LAND → NOW IT'S PURPLE.

Maybe check the map before acting like SnowWalkers is the only army with something worth making fun of.

The group chat situation

There have also been some strange attempts to turn extremely small disagreements into much larger arguments.

At one point, PiCP legend Skydorino and I were brought into a group chat over what I considered trivial issues.

Then, when I started actually making my points, I was removed from that same group chat.

If you want to drag additional people into an argument, at least let the person you're arguing with finish making their case.

Bringing people into a GC and then removing someone when the conversation stops going the way you want is not exactly the intimidating move you think it is.

About those CPA.org map rules

Then we have one of my personal favorites.

During an argument over CPA.org's map, Klombe directly told me:

> “you need to war someone to invade their land”

I questioned that because I did not believe declaring war was required simply to invade another army's territory.

So instead of endlessly arguing with him, I went to Jojo and asked.

The response?

> “Nope”

Jojo then explained:

> “In fact if you don't have land you can't declare a war”

> “You can only invade”

I later asked once again whether Klombe was correct.

Jojo answered:

> “hes wrong”

> “you dont have to war to invade a land”

So no, this is not me inventing another complaint about PiCP.

Klombe told me one thing about the CPA.org rules.

I checked with CPA administration.

It was wrong.

Whether Klombe misunderstood the rule or knowingly gave me false information is something I cannot prove.

What I can prove is that the information he gave me was incorrect.

Maybe check the rules before confidently explaining them next time.

A personal message from the_alternate

Now that all of that is out of the way:

Yes.

I enjoyed making fun of Pizzaioli.

It has honestly been one of the best parts of this entire situation.

PiCP ended its declaration by telling us:

> “enjoy this war”

Don't worry.

I absolutely will.

I will be enjoying beating Pizzaioli's ass.

And while we're asking questions:

When is Pizzaioli, the “dead army” I keep joking about, finally shutting down?

Maybe after the war?

Maybe after another no-show?

Maybe once Klombe works out which day the event is scheduled for?

Who knows.

For all the arguments about maxes, visitors, websites, maps, GCs, and who supposedly fears who, none of it matters nearly as much anymore.

Because PiCP declared war.

Now there is a battlefield where all of this can actually be tested.

You think SWCP is nothing because we max 3?

Fine.

Bring your six.

Bring your visitors.

Bring your allies.

Bring Jack.

Bring whoever the rules let you bring.

We'll bring SnowWalkers.

And we'll see what happens.

— the_alternate, SWCP Leader

WAR MODE IS ENABLED

With the war underway, SnowWalkers has officially activated WAR MODE.

For the duration of this conflict, members should expect a greater focus on:

- Battle attendance - Recruitment - War preparation - Invasions and defenses - Practice and tactics - War-related announcements

Every battle matters.

The first army to achieve six wins takes the war.

SWCP members should therefore check announcements regularly and attend whenever possible.

WAR REWARDS

Every enlisted SWCP member attending a battle during this war receives an EXTRA +10 SnowCoins on top of the normal event reward.

That means the current war rewards are:

Base Attendance: 13 SnowCoins total 3+ SWCP Members: 15 SnowCoins total 5+ SWCP Members: 16 SnowCoins total 7+ SWCP Members: 17 SnowCoins total 9+ SWCP Members: 18 SnowCoins total 11+ SWCP Members: 19 SnowCoins total 13+ SWCP Members: 20 SnowCoins total

If you're enlisted in SnowWalkers, every war battle is now one of the fastest ways to earn SnowCoins while also helping the army.

SWCP goes on the offensive: INVASION OF 1 STAR PIZZA

And PiCP will not be the only side scheduling battles.

SnowWalkers has officially scheduled its own attack:

🍕 INVASION OF 1 STAR PIZZA 🍕

This time, SWCP is the attacking army.

The event will take place on September 29, 2026, at an EU-friendly time.

Login: 7:30 PM CEST Battle Start: 8:00 PM CEST Server: TBA Room: Snow Forts Game: CPA Battleground League: SMAL Uniform: `!army SWCP`

Unlike the US-hour battles that can significantly reduce our availability, this battle has been placed at a time where more of SWCP's European membership should realistically be able to attend.

So if PiCP wants to know what SnowWalkers looks like when more of our own troops are available:

Come find out.

Members should log on during the login period so leadership can organize everyone before the battle begins.

This is another opportunity to move one step closer to the six victories needed to take the war.

What comes next

The talking phase is over.

PiCP has declared war.

SnowWalkers has activated WAR MODE.

Both armies now have battles to fight, and the scoreboard will eventually matter far more than Discord arguments ever did.

SWCP members should recruit, attend, follow battle commands, respect the war rules, and be prepared for further invasions and defenses as the conflict develops.

PiCP wanted us to enjoy the war.

We intend to.

WE WALK THROUGH SNOW. ❄️

A BLIZZARD IS COMING.

SNOWWALKERSRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the_alternate Leader

See you on CPA Battleground.

And PiCP?

⭐ ONE STAR.